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Friday, December 18, 2009

Is it true that you can't get pregnate if you use babby oil as personal lubricant?

My girlfriend says it makes it too slippery for the sperm and they slide out. Is she right? This sounds a little silly to me, but I wanted some expert opinions.Is it true that you can't get pregnate if you use babby oil as personal lubricant?
Babby oil = babbies! Sprem (note that is the correct spelling) loves babby oil. I think, perhaps, you need a new girlfriend.Is it true that you can't get pregnate if you use babby oil as personal lubricant?
Well I'm willing to bet you are a bored troll with your use of the word ';babby'; and ';pregnate'; and the ridiculous question. But, just in case you aren't, your girlfriend is totally wrong, and if you guys can't figure out the answers to questions like these then you aren't educated enough about sex to be having it.
No it is not!!! What does she do? Stand on her head and pour it in? She'd have to and even then the 'penis (or most of them) can reach the opening of the cervix and those sneaky little sperm bypass the baby oil entirely.





BTW baby oil= mineral oil which the skin absorbs and has negative impact on the body. Do not use on yourself or babies.
Ok, Mr. But. I will explain this the right way, here.





Babby Oil is made from sprem. That is what the sprem pees out. So, this will make a girl pregnewt. Don't let her be alone with the Babby Oil so she can't get pregnerd.
It's BABBY OIL! That is not only what they use to bring the babby out but its also what they use to make them! That crazy hoe you call a girlfriend is trying to trap you into a relationship by getting knocked up! Trust me I know I have done this 6 times!
actually sperm love the taste of babby oil and they stop to eat, getting side tracked along the way to their destination.
The only safe way to have sex without getting pregnewt is when she is on top. The gravity will make the sprem fall out.





Oh yeah and underwater is also safe.
lol tell ur girlfriend to use birth control pills and u use condom cuz if she is that delusional she is going to get PREGNANT (the right way to spell that sweetie)
Um no that's not true.
Bull SH!T. The only way to not get preg is use BC or a condom.
yea that's def not true!
lol..thats silly. tell your girlfriend to stop making up stories.
oh boy *sigh*......do you get sex education at school?

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