Is it ok to use motor oil for personal lubricant during intercourse?

i Need a cheap lubrication and i dont love my wife anyway so i figured motor oil would be fine.Is it ok to use motor oil for personal lubricant during intercourse?
Bacon grease. Just save it after you fry some up and slap it on when neededIs it ok to use motor oil for personal lubricant during intercourse?
Motor oil would be fine if you're having sex with your car, but I wouldn't use it when having sex with a human.


It could damage the skin, and lead to dermatitis.


A cheap (and safer) alternative would be cooking oil, olive oil, baby oil, or if you have nothing else, vaseline.


As you know, none of these are safe with a condom.


Hope this helps.
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Yes. It stimulates the clittoris more than normal, recreational lubrications. Great choice, plus, put a little domination in your menu with the burning it creates for her.
well.. for me.. it's not that much good of an idea but if you want you could. but it might not be good on the side of your wife. try using something cheap but not infectious. okay
No it is not and it would cause problems not just for your wife but you also . In any case motor oil is more expensive that the lubricants you can buy from any supermarket shelf
no, oil is a carcinogen and you may not love her but you probably don't want the both of you to get cancer.
Yes! But don't waste your money on a new bottle, its all about reduce, reuse, recycle! change the oil on your car and use the old oil you drain out.
Oh no way. You cannot put motor oil inside your wife. Not only is that wrong, but could be harmful. Get a divorce and not be spiteful. :(
Motor oil only works on a stick shift if the clutch is sticking, not on an automatic.
Baby oil!





SteveC
It's as okay as having a glass of gasoline with dinner!
No! could cause an infection.Use baby oil.
haha your screwed up.
Um, no
That sounds like it would burn
if you dont love her why use it at all....I mean C'mon get serious....Anyways ur a d*ck head..
motor oil??!!! wtf??! the only thing thats gonna happen is that ur fricken d*ck will get infected. dont do that.